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Reblog for “Robeneros”

the coffee thing gave me life





Are you fucking kidding me? Like, no, Shakespeare wouldn’t tweet a sonnet cause 140 characters is a bit short for that. Wrong medium. But you know what he would have? A very active twitter FULL OF DICK PUNS AND YOUR MOM JOKES okay. (And probably also a blog for the sonnets and longer works, that cross-posts links to twitter anyway.)

Get out of here with that pretentious anti-technology bullshit.

He’d rock the fuck out of memes. Don’t deny it.

Exit, pursued by a doge.

much run wow 

I don’t understand people who try to make Shakespeare into a pretentious thing cause he was basically an uneducated dick-joke making dude for the common masses. His historical plays are straight up fanfiction. There’s a scene in Macbeth where two guards are having a conversation as a dude pees on a wall. Get out of here with your Shakespeare snobbery.

Posted 4 days ago 159,709 notes © jadelyn


listen, son. your dumb night light just makes it easier for the monsters to find you


things girls do that I love:

  • offer their friends sips of their coffee drinks without being asked
  • scratch each others back
  • say things like “smell this lotion I bought this weekend”
  • compliment each other’s eyebrows 
  • that thing when they agree with you and their eyes get really wide and they nod their head solemnly 
  • throw out each others gum wrappers or chip bags when they get up 

Posted 4 days ago 1,137 notes © misterand

a girl can respect herself and still take booty pics wtf y’all talkin about

Posted 4 days ago 255,585 notes © bruhheem




Lmaooooooo truuuuuuu

Too true lmfao

literally so fucking done with girls being judged for this sort of shit. you know what? leggings are fucking comfortable. so are sweaters. these outfits are warm as fuck and while ur over there shivering in ur fucking fedora and nike shirts and white tacky socks ill be wearing my sweater n leggings n boots n scarf with pride. fuck this shaming girls for their outfit choices. this is literally a perfectly normal outfit choice, fuck anyone who says anything else

I think what OP means is that girls who dress like this don’t have time for your misogynistic bullshit



it’s so weird that learning about racism is totally a completely optional side quest for white people

meanwhile we all have to learn about white people’s destruction and genocides like its something to be proud of

I had sex on the couch a couple of days ago, and in my excitement I told my roommate and now she’s making passive agressive Facebook statuses about me so yeah… I gonna go in when I get off work tonight. I don’t do this “complain behind your back, smile in your face” bullshit.